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Woof!

"Hello sir- uhh... military officer?" "Gib vodka or exekuti on" "Fak"

I just love their reactions to when the article names are funny.

there's a good chance that matt remembered the wellington PHOENIX - a very real soccer team that exists in wellington, NZ - and spitballed his story from there

3:33 Jesus… You use three Sony F55 for that shredd video? RUclips Studio is a madlad.

0:12 "On speaks the truth, the others only lies." Congrats on finding the new format.

5:15 Is this how you found your new format? (two of these people are lying)

2:05 You can't just say "perchance".

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Emojili and vine died. 😢😢

So Neil what do you do for a living?

@unnamedculprit carpentry sounds like a great thing for TechDiff adventures series!

That is my favourite moment!

Nitrile gloves are godsend when I'm working with oily stuff. It's a pain to clean my hand, it's much easier to just use gloves.

Watched this a week after EMF 2024, at which I saw - and high-fived! - Mr. M. Gray Esq, and I'm delighted again. Suddenly I'm feeling nostalgia for an event I never attended. Getting big grid-walk Martin Brundle x Marques Brownlee vibes from this video. (Maybe less Marques Brownlee and more Marquees Brownlee.)

I am happy to report that the etymology of Johnstons Robin now has been updated on Wikipedia

3:12 The Fast Show!!!

7:56 eyyy, it's everybody's favourite Gary Brannan: Gary Brannan!

7:00 I love this question.

Chris: Scarily good at bullshitting, but bad at remembering actual articles. If he sounds too invested in the story or he's giving too many details, don't trust him. If he sounds like he's unsure, he's telling the truth. Gary: Cannot bullshit to save himself, but can't remember anything from his articles either. He will always sound like he's lying no matter what he does. Unpredictable force, cannot be sussed out in any way. Matt: Also can't bullshit, but will infodump about an actual article he's read with complete accuracy. Treat inversely to Chris.

You can get sleds with wheels and a big pair of tits on the front?

"Am I working safely?" on the security-vest the two were wearing whilst standing next to a runway with a plane barrelling past is very fitting!

God damn it, I couldn't stop laughing on the bus of all places, from Tom Scott mushing his words on *"That was what we did it!"* and then immediately blowing raspberry from the realization.

This video deserves more "ding"s than the arctic-expedition ones! Love the entertainment though!

Cold tea beans gravy are all eatable in the sense that they can be eaten, the same as a spoonful of marmite, or a fist full of uncooked rice will fit down your gullet and will not kill you

More please. YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE

I know I'm years and years late in making this observation, but the phrase Tarantino's Teletubbies has a charming prosody to it, being four trochees each starting with T

If they ever bring back this format, they should add a 7th card, that a Producer added, so everyone has to lie, and Tom always have the option to choose to believe none of them.

only now do i realized that matt’s “ford muster” is a renamed holden commodore (and somewhat ironically, not a renamed ford falcon) note that ute is the australian shortening of ‘coupé utility’ originally, but as actual utes are being replaced by american style pickups, the term has come to also somewhat apply to said american style pickups, though many ute fans will actively avoid using ute to refer to anything other than a coupé utility

Let's get ready to ramble, despite having rewatched this many times over the years, I somehow have never said that.

Subtitles.

Is Matt talking about a seaside mansion?

I think Matt's trying to go for an "ear" of corn.

Six years and nobody has pointed out that neither mayo nor vinegar belong on fries/chips.

I looked up Thora Hird and some results mentioned it was Cockney rhyming slang for turd. I'm not sure why she's got a "third bird turd".

now that the good place has ended. i wonder what tom thinks?

how do I translate tom's spoilery part?

I just realised the last one is basically "Two of these people are lying" that's cool

3:40 does anyone know if this is true still?

Demand to see Chris star in the one-man production of "Henricus the Drunkard"

Man, I's a pity they no longer play this...

5:25 wait, I thought you said that "All phone should be in silent"?

Wow, really no outro! Not even the "dooonngh" chord!

5:24

It's getting closer. 2026 and the Matrix WILL have been out for 27 years.

Out of simple curiosity about the world around me I've stumbled upon that big project out in the desert of America to entomb radioactive waste that will be dangerous for 10,000 years, and how we need to make messages that will be understood that far in advance. Judging by the longevity of Cuneiform tablets, I think we need to have schoolchildren do their homework on clay tablets then bury them around the site as a large sample of the language so English can be re-learned in the far future.

I like Roland Kirk's music, so I was completely convinced by Matt, to the extent I was like "wait, I think I've heard of that album". Unfortunately, being a casual Jazz fan means there's always albums you don't know because everyone has 80 of them.

0:50 Matt says his forth "now" in 10 seconds; Tom very briefly glances over at Matt!

2 years-ish until the Matrix joke is true.

Considering that tractors were invented in the US in 1892, that's quite a feat to have them everywhere in 1878!